And the Release...

So, here's the deal (for all you raccoons, foxes, and other predators out there that may be reading the blog):

If you are caught in one of my traps overnight, you will receive option 1:

Be delivered to a Missouri state park (see map).


This will be you, incarcerated and then released into the wild, Thunderdome-style, like your buddies below:




But, if I CATCH you in the act, messing with my chickens, I will deal with you using option two.

• Coleman 530 lumen spotlight
• Ruger MKIII 22/45 with Hi-Viz front sight
• .22 caliber, 40 grain, CCI Max segmented hollow-point varmint ammunition

The choice is yours varmints...